Jeff Sessions, You’re Fired. Guy from CNN, You’re Hired. | The Daily Show


Skinnymoneyman
Skinnymoneyman

Lex Luther is in office, yet superman is nowhere to be found.

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David Saintloth
David Saintloth

I guarantee to you guys that when Mueller and this blanched turd are in a room together .... he will be made to know who the Man is in the room.

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Reel Filmmaker
Reel Filmmaker

God bless you Mr. Noah, u da best.

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Rochelle Eskue
Rochelle Eskue

Let me see if I understand this so far. The Feds have slapped him with a multi-million dollar lawsuit and now he's a Federal employee? How the F does that work now?

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Michael Mara
Michael Mara

Are we great yet?

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Nikolina Cacija
Nikolina Cacija

Trevor as allways amazing bud that woman wasn’t funny, sorry

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Jamfar777
Jamfar777

Whitaker looks like a Wilson Fisk

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Lenny Prosado
Lenny Prosado

Dulce Sloan to this show is what Guillermo is to the Kimmel show... Obnoxious and a quota filler. Ugh. I like Trevor , I just don't care for Guillermo.

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Penny Walendzik
Penny Walendzik

More of tRumps best people:(

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Bade Ayoade
Bade Ayoade

Dulcé Sloan reminds me of Wanda Sykes

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ViSH
ViSH

Who do you think will win in WWE match Trump VS Matt Whitaker??

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JB1
JB1

😂 trump got scam 😂

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Zai Metro
Zai Metro

love the "...cleaning your bathroom..."... all d best US

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NoirNouveau
NoirNouveau

Did Roy Wood Jr write her lines? Reminds to much of him to be OG. Still funny however.

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teresa curran
teresa curran

Whitaker is a red herring, you need to worry about the guy taking his place. Psychology 101 that even teens get. Introduce your parents to worst case scenario potential boyfriends to the point where they are relieved when your bf is just a stoner dropout.

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Sara Popeko
Sara Popeko

Trump is too busy defending himself. He needs to focus on being president. He really needs to focus on being a good man and Christian like he claimed he was during his campaign. If he did that he wouldn't care so much for his ego and reputation. He'd be doing what he should be doing and he'd not care about what he is in the eyes of men but what he is in the eyes of God.

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Tucker Carlson Night
Tucker Carlson Night

i love this woman xD

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Firko Kafi
Firko Kafi

Trevor, u r genius greetings from Bangladesh

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mutinda te
mutinda te

The guy looks like a Wilson Fisk knock off

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that one stormtrooper
that one stormtrooper

Matt Whitaker looks like agent 47 let himself go

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Armando O.
Armando O.

She said carb a SMALL MUSROOM FROM MARIO BROS. (According to stormy Daniels)on his desk and make history!!! Lol

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rivr crse
rivr crse

I volunteer to carve a dick onto Trump's desk for free. It won't take long since it's so tiny.

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gordo gorda
gordo gorda

Shes right reporters and his fired staff need to start stooping down to his pathetic level.

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Sm0keytheband1t
Sm0keytheband1t

Dulcé is fkn funny AF D:

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martin solano
martin solano

Never trust a man with no hair.

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Haru Son of the Sun
Haru Son of the Sun

If your from Michigan and ready to stand-up for your love ones and children to hope that one day thet can do something more, then slide to the side I have a Job to do.

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Mattt
Mattt

This is America. We literally HIRE hackers that can't be caught to work for the government🤷🏽‍♂️. I'm just Black.

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HavCola
HavCola

Somebody at the Trump white house carving a dick into the Resolute desk just sounds waaaay too plausible.

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Emil tee
Emil tee

now i want to get hired in the white house so i can get fired and carve a dick into the white house

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Nightfury
Nightfury

Carve a dick into Trump’s desk 😂

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Jeremy Pritts
Jeremy Pritts

What about your own country racist

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Thor Anonymous
Thor Anonymous

Lulz loved it

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silverserpants
silverserpants

Never "too soon"

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Paul Cheek
Paul Cheek

new guy sure looks like a NAZI enforcer

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jenny misteqq
jenny misteqq

I haven’t seen this show since Jon Stewart retired. This is terrible.

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Jorge of Albion
Jorge of Albion

Piece of crap hired by a piece of crap. America deserves better.

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Deep Dish
Deep Dish

Fuck yeah She ain't wrong Don't make the news Make history

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Edgar Albelo
Edgar Albelo

Such a powerful quote "Don't just make the news, make history"

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Susan Victoria Hundley
Susan Victoria Hundley

Just in time for Sessions to return to his original role, Evil Elf on a Shelf 🎄

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The- potato-warrior
The- potato-warrior

This guy is about as black as birdshit

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Larissa Brewington
Larissa Brewington

Dulce Sloan was HILARIOUS!!!

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James Brooks
James Brooks

Why does this bitch ass show in my feed.

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martin solano
martin solano

Because you watch dumb fuck.

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joseph bodden
joseph bodden

Whitaker is damn near a perfect ringer for Mussolini! Google it! side by side, they could be identical twins!

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Adam Browne
Adam Browne

Actually, any y'all old enough to remember Bull from Night Court? Surprised nobody thought of that. New dude looks like his son or something.

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Bianca Luedeker
Bianca Luedeker

That's not powerlifting.

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Whistling Dixie
Whistling Dixie

Hilarious that you don’t know what treason means .. only commie that committed treason was obama who gave a terrorist organization Muslim brotherhood billions in money and weapons, sold Russia USA uranium and guess who kept the money ?! Hmm 🤔 democRATS are so disgusting and foul so crooked if they don’t get their way like getting a liar to accuse Kavanaugh of assault yet all her witnesses were like ‘ hell no we never met Kavanaugh ‘ every witness denied her crap story so if democrats had evidence you can believe that it would be brought out but they haven’t because it was a lie made up by Hillary fusion GPS paying for a fake dossier to get fake FISA warrant for excuses to spy on trump which backfired 😂comey , Sessions , page , McCabe , ect the rats running 😂😂

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Miss G
Miss G

This is awesome 😇❣️

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farolito74
farolito74

Who else expects to see a barcode on the back of Whitaker’s head?

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Haxyn Trump
Haxyn Trump

Trump hiring a scam artist and loyal lapdog? Say it isn't so..........

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Gork Skoal
Gork Skoal

Does anyone else not see the inherent problem here? oO some douchebag that runs shell companies, and running one with the GOP is Meullars paycheck? that's called a conflict on interest and likely not legal...though neither of those the GOP seems to give care about. And that's called a corrupt governement.

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Gork Skoal
Gork Skoal

I fail to see how this is supposed to work. Who's gaining here?

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Vicky Kgoete
Vicky Kgoete

That "too soon" joke lol South Africans understand😂😂

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Dalian Petrov
Dalian Petrov

As a moderate Republican I get accused of bigotry and racism, but I find this lady's anti-trump jokes too amusing to possibly be problematic. Point being if I watch Comedy Central I expect comedy. If I watch white house press coverage I expect people doing their job as well

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Joe Anzal
Joe Anzal

T N is a dumb talentless racist pos and should be fired and sent back to frica.

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Tiffany Haberacker
Tiffany Haberacker

2:40 is that the 3rd doctor?

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Raoul Fleckman
Raoul Fleckman

No one could have guessed that Mr Clean was a shitstain. lol. Actually, that is not true, it's pretty much a given that if Trump wants you to work for him, you are a shitstain.

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Robert Bäckman
Robert Bäckman

ALEXA -can you please fire Donald Trump

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EMT Sheep
EMT Sheep

Dulce Sloan is my favorite on this show. Sorry Trevor.

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Jarid Gaming
Jarid Gaming

The Republican NAZI Party at it again

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BOSS FROG
BOSS FROG

TREVOR THE UGLY FACED IDIOT! DUDE YOU ARE ONE UGLY MF!

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funkyflights
funkyflights

Trump is making it so obvious he has something to hide ...

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dominichokage
dominichokage

I think bald jokes are a good replacement for elf jokes. Just sad that elf didn't stick around until Xmas. Would have been very seasonal.

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Chris Vanderhoof
Chris Vanderhoof

she has a good point there at the end

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Patrício DunDidit
Patrício DunDidit

Trump thinks his presidency is The Apprentice, aaaannnnnnddddd "You're Fired"

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HerpaDerp
HerpaDerp

Hey to be a stickler, but that's not powerlifting. Crossfit is not powerlifting. Powerlifting is the squat, deadlift, and bench press. It looked like they were doing a clean or some variant of Olympic weightlifting. Marathon runners and sprinters are not the same, neither are powerlifters and Oly lifters.

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Malik Martin
Malik Martin

Whats the blood type of the Black lady? A) for Apple Sauce B) for Butter C) for Crislo or D) for Diabetes?

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Victor Pena
Victor Pena

I am so glad that piece of zhit is fired!🖕🏿🖕🏿🖕🏿🖕🏿🖕🏿🖕🏿🖕🏿 take that Jeff

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Anthony Spadafora
Anthony Spadafora

Love it! A South African mulatto using a report from a CNN negro fudgepacker.. The very essence of being confused! LMFAO

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miniontm69
miniontm69

this guy is a cuck

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Therone Dawson
Therone Dawson

I know some Republicans women who like and support Jeff Sessions and did not like how President Trump has been treating Mr. Sessions. They are now calling President Trump as President Tiny. This is in reference to that book Stormy Daniels wrote about him. Let me say that these women are Republicans because of their long family history.They don't even consider Trump a true Republican.

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SugaryAshes
SugaryAshes

"I don't think Trump has hired a black woman since."... Damn it Trevor, we got the joke!

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iChillypepper
iChillypepper

Why the hell did CNN keep having Whitaker on repeatedly?!

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hkistreet
hkistreet

It feels like Trump is a magnet for all kinds of characters who see Trump as the one and only opportunity for getting into a prominent position in politics. They know all Trump wants is other people to suck up to him and be loyal, so they weasel their way into TV and sing praises of Trump and say things Trump will appreciate. Nobody else would hire these dubious hacks.

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Whistling Dixie
Whistling Dixie

Who is that huge donut and French fries eater Screeching ?! 🤢🤢🤮

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Steven Duece
Steven Duece

So no king pen jokes?

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Lizagna73
Lizagna73

Omg I ❤️ her!

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James Matthews
James Matthews

Geez you would think Noah doesn't like Trump. Fucking Marxist clown.

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hope peace
hope peace

Trump is a thug and hires people who are corrupt as he is. But, remember you are required to kiss up Trump and agree with all he says or does, or you if you verbalize any disagreement or perceived slight ,Trump will have no loyalty to you and you are on your own.

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Richard Freeman
Richard Freeman

How is Whitaker going to be AG when all of his time is spent dealing with Dare Devil and Spider-Man.?

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Raymond Mosley
Raymond Mosley

This is really going to be bad for Trump and when he finds out that Matt was just trying to get in a position to derail all his past and future scams plus help his buddy scammers and not care or really see about saving him one day you going to wish you had listen to CNN

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Minh Pham
Minh Pham

This vietnamese for trump who voted for Cruz

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Doctor Boot
Doctor Boot

don't be racist....elves have many jobs....resurrecting statues of the loss (snowflakes) and c00kies....i voted out kobach...disturbing what he will do next.

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Demo Gog
Demo Gog

I am attorney general. Brought to you by Carl's Jr. Chill, scro, you do a kick ass job you'll get a full pardon.

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ATL PEACH
ATL PEACH

"Don't just make the news. MAKE HISTORY!" LOL, love it!

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Nick Martin
Nick Martin

Gotta be a crime to waste 2 years investigating to continue to investigate. 6 more years of trump 😍😍😍 #MAGA

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K M
K M

He looks ready for the WWE, not the Justice Department...so, the bestest person for the job...

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Divided Perceptions
Divided Perceptions

3:23 Pause it, and see...something...uhm...

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Eli Ponzoli
Eli Ponzoli

Comrades Unite

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alexdapostman
alexdapostman

College entrance test scores collapse across America as dumb-down liberal education system teaches "social justice" instead of thinking skills. There you go! The Marxist Atheists College Professors have done a good job in ruining the vast majority of millennials. Only a few Millennials can think for themselves and are true American Patriots. God bless President Trump and the United States of America.

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Sara Welton
Sara Welton

For some reason he reminds me of Wilson Fisk from Daredevil

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No Nonsense
No Nonsense

That girl made my day!!!!!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

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kutub mesiwala
kutub mesiwala

Criminal Whitaker, alcoholic Bret Kavanaugh and sexual predator Donald Trump forms Axis of Evil in US Government

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kutub mesiwala
kutub mesiwala

Criminal Whitaker now takes over the law enforcement to send The Mueller to prison

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Matt Soper
Matt Soper

So this wannabe Kingpin knock-off is in charge of the Justice Department now? This should be entertaining AF!

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YTCensorsMe Poop
YTCensorsMe Poop

You should be scared curious George, Whitaker is going to TCB.

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Beauty For Ashes
Beauty For Ashes

Democrats were demanding that sessions resign before he finally did! The hypocrisy is surreal.

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Patch Weaver
Patch Weaver

Trevor Noah looks like Don Lamon.

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Joe Smith
Joe Smith

About Frigin time!!! What a joke he was, he didnt do a damn thing the whole time!! The dumbass recuses himself from the biggest DemoRATically corrupted Witch Hunt in American history!!! Bought and paid for by the Dirty DemoRATs Queen Crooked Killary Clinton and the FakeBI.. 2 Years of the biggest horseshit parade wasted more than 30 million dollars and ZERO ,,, ZERO pieces of evidence of ANY Trump Russia collusion. But all you duesche bags reporting it everyday like this half breed moron looking Flame trying to divide this country!!! Hey GBG go back to what ever shit hole you came from you piece of Sh*&!

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ian h
ian h

Yup. Sean Spencer. That's correct.

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Taurean Whitfield
Taurean Whitfield

🤣🤣🤣

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