ASMR: Disjointed Edition | Netflix


A Stafford
A Stafford

Anyone else think she was gonna smoke the apple?

Vor 10 Stunden
Amber Liversedge
Amber Liversedge

It's kinda hard to get tingles when I'm busy laughing (and even cringing a little) Omg Kathy Bates is nuts ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

Vor 4 Tage
Hawkins 157
Hawkins 157

If your getting of to this your a freak XD.

Vor 11 Tage
amanda m.
amanda m.

wtf did i just see and old woman smoke and grind marijuana

Vor 13 Tage
Stefyus
Stefyus

ahahah, great

Vor 18 Tage
Rogue Blonde Boy
Rogue Blonde Boy

Omg I love Kathy!!! Eve! Remember eve

Vor 19 Tage
ThE_SyStEm_CrAcK_ 420
ThE_SyStEm_CrAcK_ 420

Make more pls๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘Œ

Vor 24 Tage
Stacie Great
Stacie Great

Who remembers her act from Titanic its just like she is so lit

Vor Monat
1124mayalynn
1124mayalynn

This bitch is crazy ๐Ÿ˜‚

Vor Monat
James Hernandez
James Hernandez

โญ๏ธโญ๏ธโญ๏ธโญ๏ธโญ๏ธ

Vor Monat
Esteban ร‘anco Lagos
Esteban ร‘anco Lagos

A new season please u.u

Vor Monat
Fr4n
Fr4n

what

Vor Monat
Audrey E
Audrey E

Netflix... this ainโ€™t it

Vor 2 Monate
Evan Reid
Evan Reid

This is almost as bad as the show

Vor 3 Monate
Random dude on the internet
Random dude on the internet

*Netflix tf?*

Vor 3 Monate
Karen Portillo
Karen Portillo

Me gustaron los primeros dos y el รบltimo whisper

Vor 3 Monate
Moon-Man
Moon-Man

*snap* this goin into my cringe compilation

Vor 3 Monate
LuckyDylan1
LuckyDylan1

This is actually comedic

Vor 3 Monate
Alexamarisella Cobb
Alexamarisella Cobb

I luuuuuuv DISJOINTED...AWSOME ASMRRRRR๐ŸŒฟ๐ŸŒฟ๐Ÿ˜ต๐Ÿ˜ต๐Ÿ˜ต๐Ÿ’“๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜˜๐ŸŒน

Vor 3 Monate
King Arthur
King Arthur

is this the titanic and the shining lady? Holy shit haha she's hilarious

Vor 3 Monate
Finho Aguiar
Finho Aguiar

te amo ruth๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜

Vor 4 Monate
Zac Moser
Zac Moser

She's really high I woch the show all the time

Vor 4 Monate
deo vi
deo vi

why what tha fuck

Vor 4 Monate
xiao lee song
xiao lee song

no one going to talk about how she actually ate a chocolate dipped pickle and then made a monstrous groan at the end

Vor 4 Monate
Dhonnae Lindsay
Dhonnae Lindsay

Ofnnnn๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

Vor 4 Monate
Dhonnae Lindsay
Dhonnae Lindsay

Omg lmfaoooo๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

Vor 4 Monate
Miss Thing
Miss Thing

LMFAAOOOOO

Vor 4 Monate
Young Drago
Young Drago

Cheap

Vor 4 Monate
not your friend
not your friend

I don't like how satire and asmr come together in this video , it shouldn't be made fun of honestly

Vor 4 Monate
Cybertorso
Cybertorso

Is she Stoned Or i Stoned?

Vor 5 Monate
Meowing Badger
Meowing Badger

I love this so much, I love Asmr and I love this show. I'm praying for another season

Vor 5 Monate
SHARQUANDA JENKINS
SHARQUANDA JENKINS

Moist

Vor 5 Monate
Rin Kagamine Butterfly
Rin Kagamine Butterfly

Im glad it wasn't a white chocolate pickle...

Vor 5 Monate
martin Bassett
martin Bassett

Someone going to get their feet hobbled

Vor 5 Monate
Bernardo Hein
Bernardo Hein

where is season 3? ๐Ÿ’š

Vor 6 Monate
Samuel Orellana
Samuel Orellana

Te admiro mucho! No por fumar te admiro por que me identifico con tu forma de ser ! Y me gusta el cambio en ti a tu hijo despues de terminar con Walter o walli idk te senti muy linda aunque es comedia hay mucho de que aprender de ti

Vor 6 Monate
Asmr Printz
Asmr Printz

I didnโ€™t know you had to get high to eat a chocolate covered pickle wtf

Vor 6 Monate
MEMEMEET
MEMEMEET

ok even though i dont think her voice is relaxing ive never seen weed brushing on the mic before so props for that

Vor 6 Monate
Essiskicks
Essiskicks

This is making me cringe like crazy ๐Ÿคฎ

Vor 6 Monate
donald tramp
donald tramp

Worst show ever makes me want to smoke crack

Vor 6 Monate
Hagrid you fat oaf
Hagrid you fat oaf

Imma need you to pay xcodeh tho

Vor 7 Monate
blue skyz
blue skyz

PICKEL RIIIIIIIICCCK NOOOO!!!!!

Vor 7 Monate
Rich Mikesell
Rich Mikesell

I was REALLY disappointed that Netflix didn't do a second season of Disjointed! One of the few sitcoms I really enjoyed and laughed at so hard! Reconsider and do another season. PLEASE!!!

Vor 8 Monate
Doom metal tortoise
Doom metal tortoise

In order like this show you must be a stoner because the humor is targeted at stoners. The jokes are corny but half the time that's the joke. And for the stoners who don't like it probably don't find stoner humor funny anyway which is okay.

Vor 8 Monate
Rick Thornebush
Rick Thornebush

"If you get off to this you're a freak" xD

Vor 8 Monate
Welsh Simon
Welsh Simon

I'd Bang Her..

Vor 8 Monate
TropicalFistPunch
TropicalFistPunch

BE ONE WITH THE ASMR

Vor 8 Monate
TropicalFistPunch
TropicalFistPunch

Yessss

Vor 8 Monate
Kai Wen
Kai Wen

The butcher โค

Vor 9 Monate
bet
bet

the chocolate pickle is the most american thing i have ever seen

Vor 9 Monate
Dank & Dabby
Dank & Dabby

Nice one Ruth we will see u later

Vor 9 Monate
Supreme Mateski17
Supreme Mateski17

I love this woman

Vor 9 Monate
Mini Hype
Mini Hype

Thanks for the tingles.

Vor 10 Monate
JOSE ULTRA
JOSE ULTRA

la tia veneno, se volvio fumona, con razon su comida ahora huele a humo de cigarro :v 0:40

Vor 10 Monate
BigRacks111
BigRacks111

ARE YOU RELAXED YET MR MAN

Vor 10 Monate
dam crackers
dam crackers

Now I have a *chocolate pickle*

Vor 10 Monate
Salocin
Salocin

I was just warching the show and then i was going to look for an asmr video about weed ... well i guess they know they're audience

Vor 10 Monate
Angels Voice ASMR
Angels Voice ASMR

Salocin have you found any good stoner asmr channels? I have been thinking of starting one.

Vor 8 Monate
Becky De- Ridder
Becky De- Ridder

All the people saying negative stuff clearly arenโ€™t high enough to understand how funny this show is

Vor 10 Monate
Nate Taylor
Nate Taylor

Becky De- Ridder i never smoked ever and i get the humor of the show just because ive been arouns lots of people who always talked about weed

Vor 9 Monate
Yes I am sure I entered my name correctly.
Yes I am sure I entered my name correctly.

I love asmr, and weed, and Netflix, but this... ...This is painful.

Vor 11 Monate
Jack Bjorn Wulf
Jack Bjorn Wulf

honestly this just sounds like my mom a smoker that sounds a bit to blunt litterally and figuratively

Vor 11 Monate
Rachel Ray
Rachel Ray

Kathy Bates I'm in stitches ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ you legend

Vor 11 Monate
Jared Cunha
Jared Cunha

Why do you use fake weed on the show but in real life you smoke like how hard would it be to use real bud

Vor 11 Monate
Jaylon Cornute
Jaylon Cornute

A fucking chocolate pickle

Vor 11 Monate
Side X
Side X

Americans and their pickles.

Vor 11 Monate
BOACONHA 4i21
BOACONHA 4i21

hahha amei , devia ter traduรงao

Vor year
Jordan Copper
Jordan Copper

Is it bad that I actually got asmr from this?...

Vor year
FORTNITEPlayX
FORTNITEPlayX

Yo i love Ruth

Vor year
Berry Martin
Berry Martin

KATHY BATES PUTS ME TO SLEEP IN A GOOD WAY!?!?!?

Vor year
Spiral Breeze
Spiral Breeze

This woman has an Oscar.

Vor year
Wakeshimutanemahazunakunamatittenopan
Wakeshimutanemahazunakunamatittenopan

0:59 HOLY MACARONIโค

Vor year
Typhoon Productions
Typhoon Productions

Itโ€™s been an honor to hear Jo Bennet give me tingles.

Vor year
Julie Gilleland
Julie Gilleland

Thank you Netflix! I cannot wait for the next season!

Vor year
Brent Tan
Brent Tan

My brother asked me what did I watched in 1:54 ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

Vor year
Arnaldo Vazquez
Arnaldo Vazquez

Love this show, so funny.

Vor year
Nickolas Schlottman
Nickolas Schlottman

This is genious

Vor year
Amber hook
Amber hook

God I love Kathy bates

Vor year
ScaryKitten
ScaryKitten

What the fuck did i just watch and why was this uploaded by Netflix of all people or channels I suppose

Vor year
Emma
Emma

wtf

Vor year
Cadรช o livro?
Cadรช o livro?

Amei!

Vor year
Whole B
Whole B

You forgot the annoying laugh track

Vor year
TumรŸใƒฌฮตฯ‰ฮตฮตd 420
TumรŸใƒฌฮตฯ‰ฮตฮตd 420

I know this show is getting a lot of hate. But I don't mind watching it. Some of it is false and misleading but ANY cannabis shows are welcome in my book!! Cheerz!! โ˜ฎ๏ธโ˜ฎ๏ธ

Vor year
BazookaBoy180
BazookaBoy180

wtf kathy bates used to be an acting legend

Vor year
deadscene.com
deadscene.com

lmao

Vor year
Danny Hercules
Danny Hercules

The show is horrible, but this bit is hilarious.

Vor year
/ peperoni /
/ peperoni /

Thats an asmr soft porn ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

Vor year
Joanna W.
Joanna W.

This is the funniest thing ever

Vor year
guilhem m
guilhem m

THE BUTCHER

Vor year
skitz :]
skitz :]

i want new episodes :D

Vor year
Levic0rpus
Levic0rpus

Totally in love with this show. Amazing.

Vor year
LoLo127
LoLo127

WHERE'S THE BLACK WOMAN WITH THE PICKLES

Vor year
Hansbald
Hansbald

what

Vor year
Marcel
Marcel

Wow Trisha patted got old

Vor year
7yes7yes7
7yes7yes7

ive watched Disjointed twice now, and its the show that keeps on giving

Vor year
Deadly Kitty Cat
Deadly Kitty Cat

This is funny, don't hate. LOL

Vor year
ChunkyStyle22
ChunkyStyle22

I love kathy bates so damned much

Vor year
Ahmed Akbar
Ahmed Akbar

Why is my mom on YouTube

Vor year
metaversetv
metaversetv

got tingles

Vor year
Kate Elizabeth
Kate Elizabeth

Omg my asmr dreams come true ๐Ÿคฃ

Vor year
gonzalesalex17
gonzalesalex17

Omg. I love this. โคโคโค Kathy Bates is the best.

Vor year
savage t Aesthetic Knight
savage t Aesthetic Knight

_Now thats lit_ ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜–๐Ÿ˜ฒ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฒ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ฒ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

Vor year

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